Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

Snotmaster

A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.

For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.

Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.

When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.

by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016

Snortgasm

When you laugh during sex, and snort.

We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.

by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

snortease

When a woman snorts and expects you to be attracted to it.

Woman: *snorts*
Man: Ooooooh yeah ;)
Woman: You can't have this.
Man: You snortease!

by BuyMeABeer September 11, 2011

Snortaseal

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping

That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal

by nednugent May 10, 2016