Snortmas
When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts
Snortmas by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021
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Snotmaster
A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
Snotmaster by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016
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Snortaseal
When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping
Snortaseal by nednugent May 10, 2016
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.