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snorture 

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.
poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..
snorture by debuke January 22, 2012
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Snorture 

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.
Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!
Snorture by sammyc August 17, 2012
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Snorture 

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!
Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!
Snorture by rufflesal July 25, 2014

Sporture 

Combination of sports and torture describing the phenomenon of how non sports fans feel when someone in the household watches it often and they are forced to watch it.
When the baseball season started up again it was sporture all day everyday.
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Snoreture 

The specific mental anguish attributable only to having to listen to a snoring person and/or animal for longer periods of time than can comfortably be tolerated by any human with the ability to hear.
Susan wanted to smother her roommate with a pillow after suffering hours and hours of snoreture.
Snoreture by LittleMamaKin December 16, 2011

Sporture 

The type of rough workout that makes you feel that your instructor is deliberately torturing you.
Man, this personal trainer is a kickass. She sportured me mercilessly for 1,5 hour.
Sporture by Achilles M. Peklaris November 18, 2018
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