snork 

Verb: to drink something and have it come out your nose because you're laughing so hard.

I told her a funny joke while she was drinking a soda and she snorked. Then I killed her for wasting good soda, and licked it up off the ground.

snork by Kenthar October 30, 2003

snork 

to unintentionally snort loudly while laughing. Also used as an exclamation after someone snorks, to emphasize the fact and increase their embarrassment.

She laughed so hard she snorked.

After he snorted, I pointed at him, yelled "SNORK!" and laughed.

snork by plainjane September 7, 2006

Snork 

Snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a 'snork' sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.

That was so funny I snorked my soda!

Snork by justshellyca August 6, 2011

snork 

-v (snork) Mod. english; 21st century Amer. slang, origin pipe and cigar forum(s)

1. the process of removing recreational pipe or cigar smoke from the mouth through the sinuses and out the nostrils, bypassing the lungs, thereby saturating smell receptors and maximizing taste value while preserving total lung capacity (TLC).

Taste isn't all in your mouth; try a snork to recognize the full taste of cigar or pipe smoke.

snork by Xenawarriorcat December 12, 2011

snork 

The early 80's underwater equivalent to the smurfs. Just like the smurfs, most any word can be replaced with the word snork.

I think I saw that guy's snork hanging out of his gym shorts!

snork by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

snork 

To forcefully ejaculate, often dryly, with a thick consistency. Like a dick sneeze.

"I pulled it out, flipped her over and snorked all over her back"

snork by Faggoccini October 21, 2012

snork 

to sniff loudly, sucking mucous back into your head. Often occurs when nose is stuffed up, or when one has been crying, and there is no tissue around with which to blow it.

She forgot to bring any tissue, and so had to keep snorking it back.

This really gross guy snorks all the way through class. I don't know why he doesn't just blow his nose!

snork by silverlined83 September 26, 2006