snortimer

A dog who snorts and makes other interesting noises when excited.

Our dog is a snortimer in the mornings, snorting and snuffling in his excitement to go to daycare.

by Astoria65 November 2, 2013

ripped-snorter

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine

In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 27, 2012

Garden State Snorter

A sexual act where a women sucks off a man and when he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and puts the tip in her nostril then the women snorts the ejaculation spits it out of her mouth then catches it in her mouth and swallows.

Yo dude my girl was blowing me last night and right when i was about to cum i pulled out and she did the garden state snorter

by Evan Anthony Runfola March 17, 2022

oki snorter

when you ejaculate in a girls nose, and cover her mouth so she has to snort your sperm.

I gave a ho a oki snorter till she choked on my cum.

by GMike May 14, 2009

carpet snorter

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

SlowTimer

An individual who is both laid back and obvious.

(i.e. I'm a slowtimer, easy to see. I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday.)

by anthony willems August 30, 2007