shortum

makena short

u are very short makena, meaning u are shortum.

by BigManTheNigManThatIsBig June 22, 2019

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

shortsman disease

A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.

Why is ben acting like such a dick?" "Its probably his shortsman disease.

by Ben Councel September 24, 2011

shotumentary

a series of photos that make up a story. popular in blogs and the like...

in regards to the bear in the photoblog, the artiste disclaimed "no animals were harmed in the making of this 3-shotumentary."

by seajhay October 17, 2005

shostume

A noun used by couples around Halloween time, coming from a combination of the words "shared" and "costume".

Girl: Babe why don't we think of a costume we can be together?
Guy: You mean like a shostume?

by shostume October 26, 2014

ShortyMcDingDong

When someone does something very stupid, looks weird, or said something stupid. The word ShortyMcDingDong first appeared in the book “House Arrest” and it sounded very funny. Since ShortyMcDingDong is a person, people do not say it like “You did a ShortyMcDingDong”, people say it like “That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move right there.”

person 1: misses a soccer ball shot right in front of him

person 2: That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move of you

person 1: bro shut the fuck up

by hackerman/cool dude April 14, 2022

shortcuming

Premature ejaculation

Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.

by AGF January 12, 2013