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shortum by BigManTheNigManThatIsBig June 22, 2019
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Post-Shartum Depression
Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.
Post-Shartum Depression by rustachio April 25, 2009
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shortum • Shortmeup • Shortsmack • shostume • Shartum • shortcuming • shortcummins • shortcummings • Shortemous • Shortimus Maximus
shortsman disease
A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.
shortsman disease by Ben Councel September 24, 2011
shotumentary
in regards to the bear in the photoblog, the artiste disclaimed "no animals were harmed in the making of this 3-shotumentary."
shotumentary by seajhay October 17, 2005
ShortyMcDingDong
When someone does something very stupid, looks weird, or said something stupid. The word ShortyMcDingDong first appeared in the book “House Arrest” and it sounded very funny. Since ShortyMcDingDong is a person, people do not say it like “You did a ShortyMcDingDong”, people say it like “That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move right there.”
person 1: misses a soccer ball shot right in front of him
person 2: That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move of you
person 1: bro shut the fuck up
person 2: That was a very ShortyMcDingDong move of you
person 1: bro shut the fuck up
ShortyMcDingDong by hackerman/cool dude April 14, 2022
shortcuming
Premature ejaculation
Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.
Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.
Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.
shortcuming by AGF January 12, 2013
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.