snooken

The process of fellatio (oral sex) given specifically from a woman to a man. Taken from the german word to suck.

She gave me good snooken last night

snooken by Sumit Rai September 23, 2005

snooking 

necking , smuching, making out

A couple who were sitting two rows ahead of me were hugging and snooking. It was very distracting .

snooking by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

Toilet Snooker 

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006

Shooken

When a Canadian wants their cocktail – not stirred… they want it shooken!!

"Shooken, not stirred" could be a great alternative to the catchphrase of Ian Fleming's fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond, and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared.

Shooken by Cdn_Kev July 8, 2014

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Shooken

When you are completely shocked, surprised, happy or 'wow'ed.'

Did you see what happened to Sarah? I was shooken.

Shooken by Bansheemalia January 15, 2017