A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.
Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.
by JOHNSON October 17, 2003
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1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.
T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks
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The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.
(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!
by Bob & Friends August 10, 2008
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to cheat somebody, to trick him or her
"You snookered him! Bravo!"
by WernerLL October 29, 2008
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can sometimes be pronounced "snooka"
dude, what a snooka. hes so fucking hot
omg, i was so snookered last night
by sslex October 17, 2006
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Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.
I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.
by Rebecca Rae August 17, 2005
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