3 definitions by Gaff

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Noun used to describe a woman with a gorgeous body but unfortunately with a face that looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
"Man, she has one hot body"
by Gaff November 09, 2005
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Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.
"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"
by Gaff December 16, 2006
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An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"
by Gaff November 03, 2005
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