Definitions by Gaff

Toilet Snooker 

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006

butterface 

Noun used to describe a woman with a gorgeous body but unfortunately with a face that looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

"Man, she has one hot body"
"Butterface!"

butterface by Gaff December 28, 2005

classic mate 

An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.

"You rolled a fat one. Classic mate!"

classic mate by Gaff November 9, 2005