Snookerd

A loved one-Snooker
When you feel loved-Snookerd

I love my snooker
I feel so snookerd

by MarioGB. March 30, 2009

Snookerd

Snookerd - A Term to express being Drunk/smashed/annihlated/ wasted

Snookerd is a term used to express deep deep Alcohol paralysis..

T-Dog: ooooo man i think i have had to much to drink
A-Dog: ooooo moiiiteee im so snookerd right now

by ooo yeaa boiiii February 27, 2011

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

Toilet Snooker

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

snooker surprise

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007