snoils

Silly snail snorting in the soil (say it really fast 5 times and soil becomes snoil)

Person 1: OMG I am getting aquarium snoils tommorow!
Person 2: really? I want one.
Person3: WTF are snoils?

by smilesr4free August 24, 2012

Snoilnet

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.

Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."

by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020

Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.

"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"

by nycesq February 2, 2009

Spoils of the pick

Admiring items recently acquired from a day of junk hunting whilst playing with his or her genitals

The dealer was admiring the spoils of the pick

by Micky blackness August 4, 2018

Scoils

A woman with good vagina or sex. Comes from the word oils and can be substituted with "oils" and "to the oils"

"Shorty had the scoils I nutted in 24 seconds like a shot clock"

"I can tell she got the scoils, my homie said that shit was oils"

by From Da P September 17, 2021

finger-snails

snails dead or alive attached to place where nail used to be

dang gurl nice finger-snails you got there

by maxx;) October 15, 2016

Scoils

Scoils or the scoils is Philadelphia dialect that means a women is great at sex or has good pussy. Derived from the term oils

I slept with the bartender last night, it was amazing. She had the scoils

by Philly Aggin February 13, 2019