snailshit 

When something is so slow, it moves at the speed of a snail's excrement. If a snail is very slow, then snailshit is even slower.

Fuck this piece of shit Windows Vista. Every program that I use loads at a speed slower than snailshit.

How long will this youtube video finish loading? This bar moves slower than snailshit!

snailshit by E_Dawg December 29, 2008

Snapshit 

A disappearing message of one's own poo, usually sent at a strategic time, such as before a job interview or on a birthday.

I sent my sister a snapshit early this morning to start her day off right.

Snapshit by Poopoopranker1 May 21, 2013

Nailshitter 

A person who shits nails

Nailshitter

Nailshitter by I ate dog shit for 50 cents April 27, 2021

snapshit 

A photograph lacking in artistic merit. The term implies that the photograph at the level of a typical shitty snapshot. Used especially for photos which are claimed to exhibit talent but actually display none. Sometimes used in a self-deprecating manner to refer to one's own photographs.

LOL that guy thinks he's an artist, but his photos are just snapshits.

snapshit by Mr Fnord January 2, 2011

Snapshitting

The act of taking photos of yourself while taking a shit and sending said photos to others.

"Man, I'm tired of Justin snapshitting me."

Snapshitting by nametaken1986 November 9, 2013

snakeshit 

1. To go snakeshit means to go entirerly out of control.

1. Those fans went snakeshit when their team won.
2. I'd go snakeshit if I won the lottery.

snakeshit by steve.. July 19, 2007

Snapshits 

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

Snapshits by Lady Bob July 12, 2007