snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite your ass as soon as you sit down

omg i got bit by a snoilet as i was sitting down ready to shart 😫

by sharty January 29, 2021

snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet

omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.

by sharty January 29, 2021

Snoilnet

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.

Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."

by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020

shoilette

a combination of a shower and a toilette often in bathrooms without a clear separation between the two.

Kathy thought that her shoilette was very convenient as a place to shave her legs. Plus you never know when you might need to go.

by ayyfron September 1, 2011

Shoilet

A toilet with a shower head attached to it. You can take a poo and have a shower at the same time too.

I need to have a shower and take a poo, but I don't have the time.

Go jump on the Shoilet.

by XvGRIMREAPERvX February 21, 2011

shoilet

The room in a small RV (recreational vehicle)that includes a combination of a shower & a toilet.

Man Aaron, you smell horrible. You should go wash yourself up in the shoilet

by daddioaz May 27, 2006

Snoiled

Getting snake oiled. To be sold something sold as being useful, but instead is a detriment. The product has more illusory value than true value. One get's Snoiled when: getting snake charmed out of money, losing time, losing their job, becoming depressed, then throwing a fit of rage regarding the product.

Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman. Have I got an offer for you! If you show up before I start my presentation, you too can be snoiled! But snake oil can cure you! I'm trying to sell you useless things you don't need, but pretending they are worth something. If enough people show up, you'll get a valueless product for free.

Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.

Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.

Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!

by Hissy The Snake May 31, 2015