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Scoils or the scoils is Philadelphia dialect that means a women is great at sex or has good pussy. Derived from the term oils
I slept with the bartender last night, it was amazing. She had the scoils
Scoils by Philly Aggin February 13, 2019
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Spoils of the pick 

Admiring items recently acquired from a day of junk hunting whilst playing with his or her genitals
The dealer was admiring the spoils of the pick

Spoilsbury Toast Boy 

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.
"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."
Goods received from a just skirmish of any degree.
spoils by larstait October 15, 2003

sally spoils

someone who spoils your favorite tv show and/or movie quite rUdely
"oh by the way dildohead dies"

"dUde!! don't be such a sally spoils"
sally spoils by isthataDChoodie August 8, 2017

Holiday Spoils

Dropping that big old post holiday meal shit into the crapper.

May also refer to the shits after too much holiday party cheer.
I just dropped some holiday spoils after that wonderful turkey dinner.

The office party this year was great with an open bar. But I must say it left me with the holiday spoils the next day.
Holiday Spoils by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2018