Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.
The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.
by nycesq April 29, 2009
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Containment Breach

1. A release of excrement from a faulty or overloaded child's diaper.

2. A term used to describe a fart that has escaped all attempts to keep it contained under a comforter or blanket.


"It was a real nightmare, we had a major containment breach, our boys diaper failed to hold and we had to throw out his pants."

"Hold your nose there's been a containment breach. I could not hold it"
by nycesq February 23, 2009
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Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"
by nycesq February 02, 2009
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Drop an intestine

A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"

I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
by nycesq August 14, 2009
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Karmarang

A term used to describe the following:

1. The consequences of a negative or evil deed that seemingly come right back (like a boomerang) to cause trouble for the person.

2. Something that comes back to haunt you.
"The rumor that Jane spread about Vicky was a real Karmarang. Vicky found out and Jane is in real trouble."

"I would think twice before stealing that. It could be a real Karmarang."
by nycesq February 23, 2009
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Blago

"A hairstyle characterized by a large clump of hair in the middle but short on the sides"
"I asked my barber to give me the old Blago"
by nycesq January 27, 2009
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Brajole Patrol

1. A group of attractive women who are on the prowl for male meat.

2. A group of attractive women.

The definition is derived from the Italian word braciole (commonly pronounced "/bra'zhul/" from the Sicilian prononciation) that refers to an Italian dish in which pieces of meat are rolled into sausage like wrappings. The slang term is often used to refer to male reproductive organs.
Hey man, look at that group of girls over there that is one hot "brajole patrol".
by nycesq July 31, 2009
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