A loose smelly vagina that has more hair on it than bigfoot. It usually looks like it has been ripped inside out and would make u puke when you look at it.
Dude last night I brought this really hothooker to my house, but when she pulled her thong down she had the most disgusting snoochpuss i have ever seen! Dude i puked for 10 minutes and it made me almost shit my pants at the sight of it.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"