Shmoctopus

If an octopus wants to become a Schmoctopus it can.

Look! It's a Shmoctopus.

by The Composter ( soos ) August 13, 2021

Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

squoctopus dance

a dance performed holding a violin in one hand, a bow in the other hand, sitting in a chair, tapping both feet and waving the violin and bow around in the air above your head.

"look at that blond kid doing the squoctopus dance. he must have no life."

by lolstandpartner October 22, 2009

snoctopus

(n.) An awesome snowman with tenticles on it's base resembling a octopus-like creature. Only better.

you knocked over the snoctopus, YOU DRUNK BASTARDS!!!

by G-nuhhhhh July 15, 2008

spoctopus

it is an animal that angelica know nothing about

Angelica: is that a .......Spoctopus????????
David: no angelica, you are wrong.

by groodn October 29, 2010

Scoctopus

An animal that can go into a vagina with no problem

I sure felt that scoctopus enter my vagina

by DPY99 February 13, 2019

shitoctopus

When a person is taking a poo and another person comes in and straddles the 1st pooer and poo’s between their legs into the toilet.

If we shitoctopus we can both dump and get out of here quicker.

by Center pumpkin January 3, 2020