snea

A word putting you into or taken you out of awkward situations.

Alex; im gay

Andrew; SNEA SNEA
Mason; Andrew realy Snead his way out of that one.

by snea master j May 2, 2009

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

sneakathon

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.

John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.

by THW March 14, 2009

Sneako chair

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair

Every hotel got that sneako chair.

by 36368876 March 19, 2023

Fake Sneaker

When you don't want to waste your money because life is expensive and the struggle is real.

- Fake sneaker? they look clean as bro

by herewen April 12, 2022

Sneaker

A sly person who sneaks out

F: *Sneaky* I’ma walk out
L: Ok, sneaker

by Ace the simp April 26, 2023

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 11, 2003