Definitions by Turnspike

mouse potato

Similar to mouse potato, except the mouse potato has moved to the computer, where he/she will spend the next 5+ hours.

The mouse potato locked himself in a dark room with only his computer to keep him company, and didn't come out for 2 days.

mouse potato by Turnspike July 6, 2006

Cell_LEDmagnet 

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)

Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.

Cell_LEDmagnet by Turnspike July 6, 2006

southpaw 

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

southpaw by Turnspike March 16, 2003

mulletopia 

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

mulletopia by Turnspike March 16, 2003

snot rocket 

When you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.

Without tissue, all I could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.

snot rocket by Turnspike February 11, 2003

one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

one-cheek sneak by Turnspike February 11, 2003

technophile 

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

technophile by Turnspike February 9, 2003