one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

by Turnspike February 12, 2003

mulletopia

A trailer park community.

Last night, a tornado ripped apart another mulletopia.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

retrogrouch

One who is too stubborn to learn new technology.

That retrogrouch refuses to learn how to e-mail.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003

southpaw

To be left-handed.

The next batter at the plate was swinging southpaw.

by Turnspike March 16, 2003

repo

To repossess. Often done after a loan is defaulted on.

They repo'ed my car today.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003

technophile

One who is obsessed with technology.

That technophile has all the latest gadgets.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003

wirelass

Hacker chick who is heavy into wireless networks, and activities such as wardriving and warchalking.

Looks like the wirelass found another open access point.

by Turnspike February 10, 2003