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Bong enema

Using a bong that would typically be used to smoke cannabis to perform an enema by removing the bowl, running water through the mouthpiece by holding it up against a faucet and pressing the joint up against the anus causing the intestines to rapidly fill with water.

After my husband told me he wants to do anal with me instead of the dog this time, I had to resort to a bong enema because I have no douche but everyone and yes I mean everyone has a bong.

by 36368876 July 6, 2023

Raised Catholic

A way of sugar coating the use of child exploitation to physiologically abuse children to the point of mental illness to force Catholicism onto them against their will usually brainwashing them into thinking they chose the faith which no sane consenting adult ever does requiring all abrahamic religion to survive off child exploitation through Religious indoctrination abuse.

Most people who were raised Catholic don't have the mental capacity to leave the faith without forced deprogramming because they were subjected to so much physiological abuse that continues through adulthood.

by 36368876 July 10, 2023

Portable

Anything with a handle regardless of it's size.

I don't care how big it is, if it has a handle, it's portable, case closed.

by 36368876 August 2, 2022

Snowflake

A phrase loosely used by the group of mostly but not limited to white Christians, especially boomers and older who are offended by literally everything that isn't a straight white able bodied what society accepts stereotype Christian in response to anyone younger than them discussing real world issues and solutions to problems because equality, condemning child abuse, diversity and the idea of everyone being able to have whatever identity they want without being assaulted in the streets so long as they harm no one is extremely offensive to them and feels like oppression after having their minds warped by Christianity, corrupt political views and being the only privileged group of people and only caring about preserving said privilege.

Many of those who loosely use this term without proper reason are so offended by literally everything that they resort to using highly abusive language accompanied by slurs and extended periods of verbal abuse towards even their own children to extinguish criticism and make them afraid to speak up.

You don't have PTSD from serving in the military, I regret not pushing mother into aborting you and you're just a fucking snowflake like the rest of your generation who's easily offended by everything plus my generation wasn't fucking retarded so you're ether going to smarten your ass up and get over it or I'll wake your ass up with firecrackers every night before I grab you by the neck and slam your ass into the floor until you don't get back up!

by 36368876 September 28, 2022

Louis Rossmann

The undisputable king of right to repair advocates and macbook repairman known for his extensive library of macbook repair videos that showcase his skills to people who want to learn, live streams, and sometimes being a little bit of an asshole but usually for the right reasons.

Thank you Louis Rossmann for doing your part to push right to repair, spread awareness, and educate us in ways that benefits us more than the education system.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022

Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.

Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022

Abortifacient

A substance or herbs that induces an abortion.

Abortifacient herbs can save woman who can't get an abortion with no access to a medicated abortion in addition to saving the baby from a life of abuse by a mother who didn't want them.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022