Definitions by THW

remorning 

A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.

Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.

Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!

Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!

remorning by THW March 2, 2017

martython 

A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.

John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.

martython by THW November 14, 2011

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.

Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.

carbo bloating by THW November 4, 2009

sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.

John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.

sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

whiphead 

verb: to injure someone whether intentionally or unintentionally. The injury may be mental or physical but is usually not serious.

noun: 1. someone who injures another; 2. a deviant.

That guy totally whipheaded me when he cut me off on the freeway.

I got to the store at 9:02 just as some whiphead was locking the door.

That whiphead is always sitting on the corner looking at me.

whiphead by THW April 7, 2008