n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
by THW November 05, 2009
verb: to injure someone whether intentionally or unintentionally. The injury may be mental or physical but is usually not serious.
noun: 1. someone who injures another; 2. a deviant.
noun: 1. someone who injures another; 2. a deviant.
That guy totally whipheaded me when he cut me off on the freeway.
I got to the store at 9:02 just as some whiphead was locking the door.
That whiphead is always sitting on the corner looking at me.
I got to the store at 9:02 just as some whiphead was locking the door.
That whiphead is always sitting on the corner looking at me.
by THW April 07, 2008
A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.
John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.
by THW November 15, 2011
n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.
by THW November 03, 2008
A salutation uttered upon seeing a person for the second or third time in a day when one has already said, “Good Morning.” Often used at work when one meets a co-worker by the copy machine ten minutes after seeing him/her before or when running an out-and-back course and seeing someone for a second time who is running the opposite direction.
Rick: Isn’t this that same group we saw before the turnaround?
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.
Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!
Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!
Tim (to Rick): Yes, it is.
Tim (to group): Remorning, everyone!
Jim: Weren’t you just in here copying something?
Tim: Yes, I was, and remorning to you!
by THW March 02, 2017