snarckolie

when you shart your pants in the water

oh my I just did a snarckolie

by nkjdbnjbjfrb January 31, 2017

Snarkoleptic

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.

Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008

snarkolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

by Evelynn April 21, 2007

Snarcolepsy

Snarcolepsy is a sociological disorder that affects ones ability to control sarcasm. People with snarcolepsy experience excessive daytime wittiness and intermittent, uncontrollable episodes of biting satire during the daytime. These sudden snark attacks may occur during any type of activity at any time of the day but are usually associated with the overriding presence of bullcrap, especially the corporate kind.

Had another bought of Snarcolepsy during today's meeting. I've pretty much used up my apology bank with HR.

by Simon Proxy June 28, 2018

snarcolepsy

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.

Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.

by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012

Snackole

When you eat snacks constantly, you feed your 'snackole'.

Tom snacks nonstop. He feeds his snackole.

by BehrBros March 18, 2021