snarckolie 

when you shart your pants in the water

oh my I just did a snarckolie

snarckolie by nkjdbnjbjfrb January 31, 2017

Snarkoleptic 

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.

Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

Snarkoleptic by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008

snarkolepsy 

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

snarkolepsy by Evelynn April 21, 2007

Snarcolepsy 

Snarcolepsy is a sociological disorder that affects ones ability to control sarcasm. People with snarcolepsy experience excessive daytime wittiness and intermittent, uncontrollable episodes of biting satire during the daytime. These sudden snark attacks may occur during any type of activity at any time of the day but are usually associated with the overriding presence of bullcrap, especially the corporate kind.

Had another bought of Snarcolepsy during today's meeting. I've pretty much used up my apology bank with HR.

Snarcolepsy by Simon Proxy June 28, 2018

snarcolepsy 

SNAHR-kuh-lep-see (noun)
Alt. Spelling: snarkolepsy
See also: snarcoleptic

A rare disease in which the victim suffers from severe bitchiness and has frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep.

The disease is not very well-known, but will soon receive much publicity due to the film "Attack of the Snarcoleptics", where the disease is a large part of the plot.

Allan: You bitch!
Emma: Huh?

Allan falls asleep.

Emma: Oh, he must have snarcolepsy. Poor thing. I'll just let him sleep here in this dark alley. I'm sure it's safe.

snarcolepsy by Kathryn Bigelow October 26, 2012

Snackole 

When you eat snacks constantly, you feed your 'snackole'.

Tom snacks nonstop. He feeds his snackole.

Snackole by BehrBros March 18, 2021

Snarcolepsy

A chronic neurological disorder characterized by falling asleep or awakening in anger.

Jimmy always wakes-up in a poor mood. He has snarcolepsy.

Snarcolepsy by Stanley Tanglewood April 9, 2026