To abscond with food. snackling is the act of stealing food, often in a humorous manner. The phrase was originally used when a person hoarded a particular snack, usually in a social situation. The term now covers any act of pilfering food.
A whole other dimension in the universe, more commonly known as the annoying layer of air in common packaged snacks that detracts from facilitated consumption and enjoyment
A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.
Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.
-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.
Snackology:
The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.
Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.