snarkolepsy 

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

snarkolepsy by Evelynn April 21, 2007

snarkalepsy 

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

snarkalepsy by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010

Snarkoleptic 

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.

Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

Snarkoleptic by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008

Snarkilepsy 

Noun. A neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.

Snarkilepsy by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Sarcolepsy 

n

A disorder that causes someone to come out with random, uncalled for or inappropriate out bursts of sarcasm.

Sarcoleptic's often get jobs in tabloid journalism often introducing sarcasm into blatantly obtuse or ignorant rantings.

Person A "Hi is this the Meeting"
Person B "No we're here for the circle jerk"
Person C "Sorry about him he has Sarcolepsy, of the ass"

Sarcolepsy by ajuk November 27, 2009

Snarcolepsy 

Snarcolepsy is a sociological disorder that affects ones ability to control sarcasm. People with snarcolepsy experience excessive daytime wittiness and intermittent, uncontrollable episodes of biting satire during the daytime. These sudden snark attacks may occur during any type of activity at any time of the day but are usually associated with the overriding presence of bullcrap, especially the corporate kind.

Had another bought of Snarcolepsy during today's meeting. I've pretty much used up my apology bank with HR.

Snarcolepsy by Simon Proxy June 28, 2018

Snarfolepsy 

Having entirely too much food in one sitting and immediately needing to nap it off

Man, after that big ass lunch, I got hit with Snarfolepsy hard.

Snarfolepsy by Wheels1980 September 30, 2021