Snarkoleptic 

One whose snarkiness regularly manifests itself so naturally and fluidly that snarky comments could be delivered even from the depths of beta sleep.

Wow, Jefe is quite the snarkoleptic.

Snarkoleptic by Heywood Jablomi May 23, 2008

Snarkileptic 

A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."

Snarkileptic by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

the narkoleptic 

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

the narkoleptic by jane April 25, 2003

snarkaleptic 

A person who is naturally inclined to have fits of nasty, assholish behavior on a regular basis. Usually someone with severe constipation, anal retention and control freak issues. Friends never know when this person will snap and become snarky.

"He's a nice guy but he's a snarkaleptic".

snarkaleptic by Breath of fresh air July 18, 2016

snarkalopticus 

One who has a very snarky attitude.

Allison is being a big snarkalopticus

snarkalopticus by Ffman January 1, 2014