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snare drum 

The drum in band class that everyone wants to play yet only one or two people can actually play it without messing up the band and making the entire percussion section look bad.
Sucky Drummer: Dude I got snare drum for this song
Good Drummer: Fine, just don't fuck up
Sucky Drummer: *Fucks up*
snare drum by Xythin February 21, 2010

Snare Nose

A nose that is so big, it takes up more than 30% of your facial area and is equal to or greater than Ryan Snares nose (Biggest nose you ever did see)
OMFG, look at that dude with the snare nose.

Daaaaayum son, that shits huge
Snare Nose by Bigboybig1 August 21, 2017

Where's my snare? 

A phrase used by those who have lost interest in something they used to enjoy. This tends to happen during bouts of depression or anxiety.

Also a line in a popular Eminem song.
I used to game all the time but almost never anymore, where's my snare?

Where's my snare? I got no snare in my headphones.
Where's my snare? by Allynius January 6, 2012

snare drummer 

The flashy part of drumline (besides cymbals) normally the most perverted out of them all. And, as badass as drumline is, snare drummers are the most badass.
"Did you see that badass center snare drummer?"
"Dude, they are all badass.'
snare drummer by freshieonsnare October 4, 2013

Snare Rush 

Your ears blown up in a second through a barrage of glorious hpyerkinetic structured noise.
Any drill 'n' bass/breakcore track has at least one snare rush.

Snare rushes can range from 16th notes to 2040th notes. Awesome, eh?

Various idm/drill and bass/breakcore have used it such as: Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Autechre, Venetian Snares, The Flashbulb, Mu-Ziq, Jega, Doormouse, Shitmat, etc.....
Snare Rush by Renivatio October 6, 2006

Pussy Snare 

A Pussy Snare is a snare that attracts females and traps them. The type of Pussy Snare used is dependent on many factors such as these: what type of Pussy are you looking to catch? Old pussy? Young pussy? Fertile pussy? Cute pussy? Dumb pussy? Smart pussy? Lazy pussy? Skinny and or fat pussy? Lady pussy? Woman pussy? Tight pussy? Loose pussy? Hairy pussy? Bald pussy? White pussy? Black pussy? Yellow pussy? Red pussy? Tight young white girl pussy? Whatever kind of pussy you’re looking to snare, it will depend on the bait and type of trap. If you’re looking to snare a young Mexican tight pussy, try using the Pussy Snare model - 3 it looks like an ordinary border of the United States, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare. Try Putting down an American flag or some tacos as bait. If you’re looking to snare a black pussy, I would suggest the Model - 2 snare, this snare looks like her ex boyfriend’s Xbox, but in reality it’s a pussy snare. As bait, use her ex boyfriend’s credit card. If you’re trying to snare some white girl pussy, (the trickiest of all mind you) use the model - 1 snare. This snare looks like a Starbucks, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare use a Frappuccino or some kind of other fancy coffee as bait. If you’re looking to score some yellow pussy, use the model - 4 snare. This snare looks like a noodle shop, but in reality it’s a Pussy Snare Use a small dog in a small purse as bait. If you’re looking to snare some red pussy, don’t.
I just finished setting up eight pussy snares today” - uncle Jimbob