snacktuel

When you are attracted to someone who has snacks

Dalton you are so snacktuel

by Rdhamster May 31, 2017

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.

I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010

Snackual harassment

The act of walking by a fat girl, with the intent of stimulating her with your food, and then quickly pulling it away when she looks at it. Leaving most fatty's red with anger.

Bubba Joe was charged with snackual harassment today while teasing Beulla Jean Fatasski. When the lovely aroma of his foot long passed in front of her nose, she abruptly turns and looks. When he knows she is fully dialed in, he quickly pulls it away while simultaneously making a childish noise. As her rolls of fat quiver with anger, she snarls at top of her voice " I'VE BEEN SNACKUALLY HARASSED."

by Shwaka September 12, 2011

Snacktuary

An Actuary who shares similar views about food with Freegans.

An Actuary who loves to snack on free food in the office.

Their primary goal at the work place is to obtain free food, with their actual job being an ancillary effort.

A Snacktuary will eat four stale donuts left out over the weekend instead of having to pay for lunch.

A Snacktuary will skip going out to lunch because they filled up on candy, triscuits and cheese dip that were sitting out on someones desk.

Bob: "Are there any cookies left over there?"
Jim: "Nope, the Snacktuary got to them."

Bob: "You going out to lunch today?"
Snacktuary: "Oh, no lunch for me. Have you seen this place today?!? There's TONS of free food."

by actuary guy October 24, 2012

snackful

When you are sort of hungry, but you don't want anything healthy, you are snackful. (You would be craving sugar or wanting things like ice cream or gummies!)

*half an hour after dinner*
Kid: "I'm feeling very snackful. could I have some dessert?"
Parent: "Sure, but not too much."

by I Love Music! July 12, 2020

Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.

I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

by Jacola Gordon October 4, 2010

snacktrek

A trek to get a snack, usually at some late hour of the night. This activity is preferably undertaken in an epic fashion, or better yet, while dressed as Spock.

"I was on this snacktrek at like 4am, and I saw a UFO landing in the yard! Too bad I couldn't find my camera."

by namenotrequired February 19, 2010