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Snacktuary 

An Actuary who shares similar views about food with Freegans.

An Actuary who loves to snack on free food in the office.

Their primary goal at the work place is to obtain free food, with their actual job being an ancillary effort.
A Snacktuary will eat four stale donuts left out over the weekend instead of having to pay for lunch.

A Snacktuary will skip going out to lunch because they filled up on candy, triscuits and cheese dip that were sitting out on someones desk.

Bob: "Are there any cookies left over there?"
Jim: "Nope, the Snacktuary got to them."

Bob: "You going out to lunch today?"
Snacktuary: "Oh, no lunch for me. Have you seen this place today?!? There's TONS of free food."
Snacktuary by actuary guy October 24, 2012
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sanctuary campus

A tuition hungry university that knowingly enrolls undocumented international students.
Using humanitarianism as a smoke screen, faculty at New York Institute of Technology petitioned for NYIT to serve as a sanctuary campus.

Spanktuary

Spanktuary (noun): A special place in one's home dedicated specifically to masturbation.
1.) I'm going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) Our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) Susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while Billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.
Spanktuary by ganjamancer May 18, 2010

sanctuary 

a small safe place in a troubling world
"where is she?"

"in her sanctuary, crying"
sanctuary by quotelover28 September 30, 2012

Skanktuary 

Any place filled with many skanky women
"look at all these skanks up in here."
"yeah dude, this place is a skanktuary."
Skanktuary by YoungBlood42008 August 5, 2009

Stanktuary 

Coined by Donald Trump
My living room after tacoball.
Just crushed that chimichanga, my house bout to be a stanktuary
Stanktuary by TrumpDictionary February 4, 2020

Alveus Sanctuary

A non-profit exotic animal sanctuary and virtual education center based in Austin, Texas that is aimed to educate Twitch streamers and their communities about specific species using their non-releasable ambassadors to help spark an appreciation for them and their wild counterparts.
Stompy the emu is currently the best ambassador at Alveus Sanctuary.
Alveus Sanctuary by ThrowThePitcher December 15, 2021