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Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

snackageawea

one who shows up to any sort of a function bearing snacks or "snackage"
DG: oh hell yeah dude, here comes snackageawea with the hot cheetohs and takis
snackageawea by dgenterprises August 28, 2014

shackadelic

Used to describe something or someone that is awesome, cool, fun, popular, or enjoyable in some way.
"That car is shackadelic, bro."
"This is a shackadelic song!"
shackadelic by AverageJoseph July 6, 2014

Smackagelies 

A flavored condom that is able to be consumed. Available in a large amount of flavors. Ex. Orange Glacier, Blueberry Surprise, Etc.
Josh: Yo fool i used smackagelies last night and got laid 12 times!

John: All i ate yesterday was smackagelies off guys *****.
Smackagelies by Gay mann December 22, 2009

Sackable 

When something is able to hit your ballsack if you move over it or move near to it, it is sackable.
Jeremy: yo dude that rail looks pretty high.
Ben: yea, I hope I can grind on it safely.
Jeremy: its sackable if you lose your skateboard man.

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Dave: I'm gonna jump that pole.
Craig: walk over it quickly to see if it's sackable.
Sackable by Ten Bennison September 30, 2013
Various and sundry snack foods (pretzels, chips, cheese, etc.) consumed while sitting around watching television.
Hey Lois, I'm too lazy to get off my duff and Seinfeld is on. Can you bring me some pretzels and some other snackage on your way back from the kitchen?
snackage by Bill Steineke August 6, 2003