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Premature Snackulation

When you can't contain your hunger and you end up eating a snack before the meal begins.
I was supposed to go out to dinner with my girlfriend tonight, but I had a premature snackulation before I left.

spockulation 

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.
It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.
spockulation by iteration2 January 5, 2014

snarkubation 

noun: the act of posting snarky comments to a forum for the purpose of self indulgence.
"This thread is covered in the leftovers of snarkubation."
snarkubation by ctrsnret February 25, 2009

Snackation

A vacation where an abnormally large amount of junk food or snacks are consumed.
I went on vacation last year and ate 2 boxes of pop tarts, a family size bag of cheetos, half a box of chips ahoy cookies, and a pound of sour patch kids, and that was just in the car on the way there! It ended up being a real snackation...
Snackation by Ulmo August 21, 2008

Premature Esnackulation 

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.
I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

snackusation 

Accusing someone of eating snacks secretly before a meal.
Mother to son: Dear, did you eat that whole bag of chips?
Son: Of course not and I'm seriously offended at the snackusation!