when you're not a bitch and smoke the devils lettuce but smuuck instead because you're not fucking gay
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An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
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1:A person who in reality has a normal sense of their surroundings but engages in stupid activity. 2:A normal person who doesn't have very much common sense. See smuck
One normal innocent highschool student went out with his friends one night and rings people's doorbells. That person is considered a smuckada.
by Timothy Buckley Freme June 17, 2008
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OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???
Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
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