Smuck

A person who acts foolish

Stop acting like a smuck.

by Soul_at_sea February 14, 2014

Smuck

When two people making out tenderly while jam slowly falls on them.

Ramsey : What do you want to do right now?
Kerry : I'm down for anything personally.
Ramsey : Would you be down to Smuck?
Kerry : Hell yeah, Let me get the jam!

by Mintels August 21, 2022

smuck

It is a Hebrew Word for the Foreskin that gets chopped off at birth. So when a person that is educated or a Jew calls you a Smuck. He or She is calling you a useless piece of dick.

I.E. a Smuck would go see the 2008 movie "never back down" or do things in attempt to appear "bigger" or manly. But factually a Smuck is weak and lame poser. Not so different from a Bro or a Gangster/Wangster.

by F'ing Rainwater March 21, 2008

smuck

A word used in place of 'fuck' by Scott Landon in Lisey's Story, a novel by Stephen King.

"Ninety-eight percent of what goes on in people's heads is non e of their smucking business." -Lisey's Story, pg 318.

by Laisa September 1, 2007

smuck

The act of smoking a blunt while having sex. The girl on top is the ideal position due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to do it any other way.

My girlfriend burnt me on the face while we were smucking.

by AFUK123 December 19, 2011

smuck

(adjective) Unbalanced or unfair, especially in playground sports. If one team clearly has the better players, the teams would be considered smuck.

"No way, guys. These are smuck teams. Let's pick again."

by Chester Copperpot April 13, 2005

Smuck

A learned man of Naperville, IL - Tony Casciano - defines "smuck" as the foreskin removed during a bris.

Penis smuck

by Dutch Hammer October 18, 2014