Smucker

Abbreviated form of 'Smart Fucker'. A term (vulgar) used to describe someone who is very smart, intelligent and cunning. Often used as a compliment among friends. Commonly used in college campuses.

“He is such a smucker, he went partying with us the night before his finals and still got an A”.

by Eric VanDervalk June 1, 2003

smucker

A prostitute who gives oral pleasure for free. Also a "hoe" or "skank." A smucker prefers giving only head.

That smucker blew me for free.

by Jwiz Jackson October 20, 2007

Smucker

A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.

"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."

by icy hot patch November 29, 2011

Smucker

Word that describes masturbating with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Friend 1: "Dude, have you ever used a fleshlight?"

Friend 2: "Nah fam, I prefer to smucker myself."

by Benwithyourmum December 28, 2018

Smucker

To tackle or take one down in an aggressive manner or whoop the opposing team.

Smucker him before he reaches the end zone!

by Straightfire101 February 29, 2016

Smucker

Like a fucker, but also has jam for brains

Did you see what he did? Being a real smucker right now.

by Imcamping May 9, 2018

Smucker

When someone is a jealous person.

Originates from Smucker’s jelly, and the slang term “Jelly” meaning jealous.

John: Man, I hate how much you hang out with her.

Alex: Your such a Smucker

by Notwhitson August 17, 2023