Smuckered

adj - When having your salad tossed with jelly as the primary lubricant.

After she smuckered me up real good I farted and gave her a Grape Spritzer.

by Logan Anderson September 21, 2005

smuckered

Stuffing a layup in basketball forcing the person back down to the ground without them releasing the ball.

I just smuckered that little bitchs layup!

by billabongbot447 June 8, 2009

Smuckered Out

What you are when you have been shooting up Smuckers jelly.

Harley: Dude what is up with Spicoli?
Kait: He's completely smuckered out! Can't you tell? Look at the purple lumpies in his veins!

by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008

snockered

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

by SLU August 23, 2004

shickered

Derives from 'shicker',an alcoholic beverage, means to be pissed/drunk/legless

Fred: What did you do last night?

George: Got shickered

by Sonny-T December 8, 2006

smackerel

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."

by davo99 December 26, 2011

Cover-suckered

When you buy a book (or really anything) based solely on a cool cover but the book itself sucks.

"Hey, Ken, how'd you like that BREAKING DAWN Twilight book?"

"Well, Bob, it sort of sucked hard. No girl named Dawn and no BDSM at all. I got totally fucking cover-suckered."

by stealthmouse September 8, 2019