An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
Used to describe when picking teams like road hockey or baseball and the teams are clearly unfair and unbalanced.
When the other team is way better than yours.
When the other team is way better than yours.
Aww, no fair! You guys have all the best players , it's smuck teams!
We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!
We don't have a chance, it's smuck teams!
by Mvandy22 September 16, 2021
by smuckteamsdefinitionknower April 28, 2023