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Masturbate

Masturbating is when you rub your cheesy virgin penis or vagina because your a fucking virgin
Nerdy ass nathaniel: im gonna masturbate because no woman will touch me

Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy
by Imanasshole123.com November 1, 2025
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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by Imanasshole123.com November 1, 2025
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Smurgly burgly!

Something you say when you see a hot milf with big ass tits
person: SMURGLY BURGLY! Thats a hot milf, i want to lick her pussy in alphabetical order

Milf: Faggot what?
by Imanasshole123.com November 5, 2025
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Awooga!

Something you say when you see a hot pornstar or a milf with 3 kids
Connor: AWOOGA!~ do you see that milf over there?

Faggot: im into dilfs

Connor: Faggot
by Imanasshole123.com November 6, 2025
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Barnacle ballsack

Barnacle ballsack is something you say when your surprised or when you see the penis of the man youve been stalking for 7 months
Nate:Holy barnacle ballsack, thats a big dick!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about you faggot you bitch ass dyke you stalking hoe your a fucking whore.
by Imanasshole123.com December 17, 2025
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