smuice 

A delicious drink halfway between a smoothie and juice, usually made with a hand blender, frozen strawberries, La Yogurt and an apple juice base. Sometimes, orange juice can be substituted. Also, other fruits can be added to taste.

"Hello, Nick, can I interest you in some smuice?"

"Why yes. Juice is too thin and smoothies are too thick. This smuice makes me want to go 'blend crazy.'

smuice by waiteynyj April 15, 2009

Sluice Bidet 

Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.

"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."

Sluice Bidet by word burgler March 4, 2015

Squice 

( pronounced squeece)
1. A word with no definite meaning. It can be substituted in place of any noun, adjective, or verb. Most commonly used in a insulting manner, i.e. light profanity.

2. (noun) A shrill screech, usually accompanied by a juicy squish, that is emitted by a wounded hamster just before being liquefied in a blender.

1: (noun) - "Go drown yourself in a bucket of squice!"
(adj) - "I made this lovely dessert for you, consisting of vanilla ice cream and freshly-cut squice berries."
(verb) - "I squiced your girlfriend last night, and DAMN, she's a screamer."

2: "The sound that guy made when I ran him over with my car resembled the squice of a dying hamster."

Squice by ExplodingHamster April 30, 2010

Pelzer Sluice

God’s unholy contraption. A cruel and heinous means of torture in which a helpless human being is chucked into a machine via a conveyor belt and enters the Pelzer Sluice where the person is callously skinned alive. The skinless corpse comes out of the machine on one end and the victim’s skin on the other.

After interrogating the man for some time, the cartel leader decided to have his men take him to the Pelzer Sluice where he was consciously flayed.

Pelzer Sluice by Internetica October 21, 2023

Suice 

Suice - the combonation of both semen and pussy juice. Most commonly found during sex, due to pre-cum / as well as male / female ejaculate.

(When a girl is riding you cowgirl style, and you bust a fat load into her) Due to the gravitational force pulling the male semen and additional female pussy juice downward. Suice is the product that has to be cleaned off of an inner thigh, gooch, penis and vagina. (Usually with a clean towel)

Suice by GTrum August 26, 2015

Sluiceville 

place. Withered town relying on rock-hound tourism to keep afloat. The kindness of strangers pays the wages at the Food and Fuel Emporium as well as Hiram's Hostelry and the trickle-down effect stops the leakage of young adults to the sleaze of the bigger towns in the Greater Gravelbend Region.

Rock collectors and iron pyrite enthusiasts congregate at the sluiceworks where steam-driven donkey-pumps have been keeping the tailings dry since 1846 when the gold ran out.

A new high fence is being hastily constructed upstream from town.

Cheese making and quilt pressing are now the main cottage-industries along with whittlin' likenesses of Grover Cleveland, who was born just up the river.

A gravel-slide that destroyed the saltine factory is surmounted by a cairn constructed of imported pebbles brought to the site by pilgrims after a local trapper had a dream in which he was commanded to build an edifice of stones to commemorate the disaster.

Aleuts have recently built a new seasonal encampment upstream from town.

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Let's take some pebbles up to Sluiceville to build up the cairn a bit. We could get the quilt pressed too if the line isn't too long.

Sluiceville by gnostic1 October 18, 2011

Squice 

verb: to squat down in front of an ice slide/luge to do an alcohol shot.

“DJ squiced six times at the party on Saturday, that's why he was so hammered”

Squice by B. Hanback January 22, 2008