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Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...

by B. Hanback April 16, 2009
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Deriving from Motel 6. A favorite motel where you go with a boyfriend or girlfriend simply to have sex.
Me and my girl spent the night at Motel Sex last night because her fat roommate would not leave the dorm and we could not fuck there.
by B. Hanback March 9, 2008
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Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....

I'm not done getting ready...

Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by B. Hanback June 25, 2009
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phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...
babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!



by B. Hanback January 18, 2009
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A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
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The loud, scary, startling noise of your car stereo when you start your car in the morning because the night before you were partying, banging your head to Van Halen and had it maxed out.
I got hit with the Sonic Boom this morning and fucking spilled my coffee all over myself when I started the car...we were jamming to Journey last night...
by B. Hanback March 14, 2008
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Term for when you are so hung over and drunk the night before work or school you just say "fuck it" and don't show up.
It's 3 am...we need to head home...

Dude, tomorrow is a snow day for me...I aint going to work...

Lauren was doing shots at 4 am and knew Thursday was going to be a snow day!
by B. Hanback January 18, 2009
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