smoochjob

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Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.

Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"

My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!

smoochjob by legendsword2 August 11, 2020

Words you can keep

snoochmobile

A badass Subaru Legacy Wagon, usually characterized by multiple color body panels, rust, copious amounts of stickers, crushed and dented fenders, and an overall hint of shitbox. Finer vintages are from '93 or before, and have strong personality and character.

Get out the way bitch, i be rollin in my snoochmobile and don't give a shit about running anything over!

snoochmobile by Snoochums July 20, 2008

Related Words

smoochjob • scooch job • Smooch Hobber • Smoosh Job • smoochable • Scotchjob • smoochiebaby • Smoochkong • Smoocholini • smoochpocolypse

smoochable

Having a kissable quality. Delightful, attractive.

Apparently a duck face selfie is supposed to be very smoochable.

smoochable by rodeime November 24, 2013

smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.

good night smoochiebaby.

smoochiebaby by alex December 17, 2004

smoochpocolypse

the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.

damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?

damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched

damn stevens electric blanket is tight

smoochpocolypse by kenjonbarner February 13, 2014

cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

cockelberry smoochound by Joes' April 21, 2008

smovchjox

pronounced- smotchjeeox
fine, sexy, attractive

Woah check out that chick, shes smovchjox.
I'd tap that, she has a smovchjox body.

smovchjox by smovchjox March 19, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026