smoochjob

Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.

Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"

My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!

by legendsword2 August 11, 2020

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snoochmobile

A badass Subaru Legacy Wagon, usually characterized by multiple color body panels, rust, copious amounts of stickers, crushed and dented fenders, and an overall hint of shitbox. Finer vintages are from '93 or before, and have strong personality and character.

Get out the way bitch, i be rollin in my snoochmobile and don't give a shit about running anything over!

by Snoochums July 20, 2008

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smoochable

Having a kissable quality. Delightful, attractive.

Apparently a duck face selfie is supposed to be very smoochable.

by rodeime November 24, 2013

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smoochiebaby

a term of endearment for girls named jen, usually in response to being called a pookiebear.

good night smoochiebaby.

by alex December 17, 2004

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smoochpocolypse

the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.

damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?

damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched

damn stevens electric blanket is tight

by kenjonbarner February 13, 2014

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cockelberry smoochound

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

by Joes' April 21, 2008

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