Scotchjob

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

by along123 October 31, 2011

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

by raabidfun September 26, 2018

Scotcho libre'

Any person of Latin, Spanish or South american descent thats name is Scott. This name was originated through the movie Nacho Libre' starring Jack Black. In most situations this is a word used to adress an individual in a comical way but may be taken offensivly by the person who is being called by this name.

Scott gets so angry when we call him Scotcho libre'

That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'

People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'

Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'

by Jon Merdock July 11, 2009

scotcholicious

A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.

Mike how is the taste of that Scotch bacon you've prepared?

Mike-"Scotcholicious!".

by themaddefiner May 27, 2014

smoochjob

Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.

Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"

My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!

by legendsword2 August 11, 2020

scotchmohop

A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.

Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!

by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013