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Scotchcock
Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017
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scotcholm syndrome
Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.
While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.
Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.
scotcholm syndrome by raabidfun September 26, 2018
Scotcho libre'
Any person of Latin, Spanish or South american descent thats name is Scott. This name was originated through the movie Nacho Libre' starring Jack Black. In most situations this is a word used to adress an individual in a comical way but may be taken offensivly by the person who is being called by this name.
Scott gets so angry when we call him Scotcho libre'
That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'
People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'
Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'
That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'
People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'
Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'
Scotcho libre' by Jon Merdock July 11, 2009
scotcholicious
A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.
scotcholicious by themaddefiner May 27, 2014
smoochjob
Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.
Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"
My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"
My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!
smoochjob by legendsword2 August 11, 2020
scotchmohop
A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.
scotchmohop by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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