Scotchjob

Name: Scotchjob Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When a person gives a handjob with tape wrapped around their hand sticky side out.

Dude my dick kills after that scotchjob last night.

Scotchjob by along123 October 31, 2011

Words you can keep

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

Scotchcock by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

Related Words

Scotchjob • Scotchhobble • Scotchtoberfest • scooch job • Scotchcock • Scotchholm Syndrome • scotchmohop • scotchmosis • Scotcho libre' • scotcholicious

scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

scotcholm syndrome by raabidfun September 26, 2018

Scotcho libre'

Any person of Latin, Spanish or South american descent thats name is Scott. This name was originated through the movie Nacho Libre' starring Jack Black. In most situations this is a word used to adress an individual in a comical way but may be taken offensivly by the person who is being called by this name.

Scott gets so angry when we call him Scotcho libre'

That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'

People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'

Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'

Scotcho libre' by Jon Merdock July 11, 2009

scotcholicious

A term used to reflect the overall excellence of a scotch. Some scholars have attributed the first colloquial use of the term in the greater San Diego region. This is largely believed to have coined by celebrity news anchor Ron Burgundy.

Mike how is the taste of that Scotch bacon you've prepared?

Mike-"Scotcholicious!".

scotcholicious by themaddefiner May 27, 2014

smoochjob

Oral stimulation applied to a penis, clitoris, vulva, or anus with kissing. Reaching orgasm by means of predominantly or exclusively lip-to-genital contact.

Patrick: "Honey, I think I want a smoochjob."
Ansley: "A what? Is this something nasty?"
Patrick: "Just keep kissing my dick!"

My redhead bf Clive is always begging me for a smoochjob. It's actually easier than a full blowjob, so I'm not complaining!

smoochjob by legendsword2 August 11, 2020

scotchmohop

A mechanized pogo stick, which is the most common form of transportation for a Clamnigger. Note that the Clamnigger has probably beaten a small Caucasian or Native American child violently with a bag of provolone cheese in order to obtain said vehicle. The scotchmohop may be dismantled and ingested with a nice buttery spread for storage purposes.

Damn johnny! Not only has that Clamnigger taken my land but my scotchmohop as well!

scotchmohop by Coolhand Luke R April 29, 2013

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026