alex's definitions

mallcore

Bands- Slipknot, Korn, Limp Biscuit, Coal Chamber, etc.
Clothing- Anything with dragons, gay patches from Hot Topic, big spikey chains again from Hot Topic
Attitude- usually negative and mean spirited, most mallcore kids also have crappy facial hair.

see above

by alex June 6, 2004

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

Majin

1)A contestant in life, one of the usual beings on earth.
2)To love Jock Jams

A Teenager hair.

by Alex November 8, 2003

Doodler

Drew Phillips. One who doodles repeatedly.

I doodled again! *cries*

by Alex June 8, 2003

running of the bulls

something only real morons would participate in; of course they learn the hard way when a bull decides he's having rump roast for dinner

by Alex July 11, 2003

velocity

Smackdown's version of Heat where it mostly features Cruiserweight action with such cruiserweights as Paul London, Billy Kidman, Spike Dudley, Funaki, Akio, etc.

Chavo Guerrero vs. Billy Kidman is gonna be on Velocity this Saturday night!

by Alex December 31, 2004

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies

As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

by Alex August 9, 2003