alex's definitions

stink nuggets

Pieces of smelly shit that have come from the anus.

Your stink nuggets are in my mouth; they taste delightful.

by Alex January 27, 2003

Last Call

worst late night talk show ever, even worse than Chevy Chase's old show

by Alex January 26, 2003

mugumbos

the female breasts

Hey! Check out those mugumbos!

by Alex April 6, 2004

NERDUS

The mountain on abandonded closer to the terrorist side on the left

"Caution", said Zell, "the terrorist is on nerdus".

by Alex August 13, 2004

AP US History

A 15-essay second semester final.

The class is easy, but what the fuck is this shit?!

by Alex April 23, 2005

solar-puff

Solar puffing if a way to smoke marijuana using a pipe and a magnifying glass. When the sun is out, the magnifying glass is held above the pipe at a distance and angle that makes it shine down on the bowl. When it gets hot enough, some vapor will be released, along with some smoke. Many users prefer this method because it tastes better, and is less harsh on the lungs. It is comparable to vaporizing, but probably less effective.

Once the sun came out, Trevor showed us how to solar-puff with our recently purchased pot.

by alex February 28, 2005

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004