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Greek word, meaning one who masturbates often, usually 2-5 times a day.
by alex May 15, 2004
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The most commly word used in greece and translates in english as "Jerker or Jerk".Also defines some the attributes of a proffesion or the ranking of an officer.
O Alexandros Jannetos einai arxi-Malakas.
by alex February 16, 2005
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Butt on face, not difficult to understand the origins of this phrase
"mr Clarke, you have a chinbum!"
by alex March 25, 2005
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a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay
Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.
by alex February 20, 2003
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A great band from Montreal, Canada. They sing about things they know and don't lead fake lives like other bands. They write their own songs, play their own instruments, and are very nice to their fans. Who really cares if you dont like their songs, but just find something else in your pathetic life to do besides bash bands.
Simple Plan is a great band because they do everything for themselves and are very nice.
by alex February 27, 2005
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A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption
by alex January 18, 2004
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