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the rare phase of the moon which causes a group of friends to lose their shit and hump everything they can. normally followed by a trip to chicken bonz.
damn chris mott got his smoochpocolypse game polished last night did you see that dime?

damn teets got his smoochpocolypse game goin last night did you see that dude he smooched

damn stevens electric blanket is tight
by kenjonbarner February 13, 2014
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