smnrch 

Worst DJ in the world as bad as his artist name.

Used to offend other djs

“Yo WTF is this music it sounds like it’s played by smnrch”

“That DJ is a smnrch”

smnrch by shunsukeadebayor November 23, 2021

wet smirch 

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

wet smirch by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

Smarch by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

Smarch by Chris May 13, 2005

Smirched 

When one goes to workout and gets their muscles pumping.

Bro1: Bro I'm looking hella smirched right now.
Bro2: Fire

Smirched by mirininc June 19, 2017

smarchy 

God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth.

Melanie named her horse "Smarchy" which means "God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth."

smarchy by D-Fly S September 4, 2018

smirch 

to ejaculate; especially on the face of the recipient

And then i had to run because i smirched in her eye.

smirch by Niggs January 8, 2006