smnrch

Worst DJ in the world as bad as his artist name.

Used to offend other djs

“Yo WTF is this music it sounds like it’s played by smnrch”

“That DJ is a smnrch”

by shunsukeadebayor November 23, 2021

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

by Chris May 13, 2005

Smirched

When one goes to workout and gets their muscles pumping.

Bro1: Bro I'm looking hella smirched right now.
Bro2: Fire

by mirininc June 19, 2017

smarchy

God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth.

Melanie named her horse "Smarchy" which means "God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth."

by D-Fly S September 4, 2018

smirch

to ejaculate; especially on the face of the recipient

And then i had to run because i smirched in her eye.

by Niggs January 8, 2006