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Ghetto Sign Language (GSL): a distant, distant, cousing of American Sign Language comprised of seemingly random, yet decidedly spastic gesticulation with the hands and fingers during rap performances, robberies, self aggrandizing monologuing, or everyday conversation.
by Chris January 14, 2006
Get the GSL mug.The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.
The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.
The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.
The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.
The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.
I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!
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Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?
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I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!
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Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?
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I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!
by chris July 16, 2008
Get the sex-stoned mug.1. A commonly used sound out of bad habit or to annoy the listener when ones thought has reached an impass.
2. The noise made during "Intercourse" Please see "Intercourse" for more information.
3. A noise created out of pure desperation which can be detected as one of the purest forms of guilt. This definition can possibly be used along side definition 1 and could be mistaken for definition 2.
2. The noise made during "Intercourse" Please see "Intercourse" for more information.
3. A noise created out of pure desperation which can be detected as one of the purest forms of guilt. This definition can possibly be used along side definition 1 and could be mistaken for definition 2.
by Chris April 12, 2006
Get the Uhh mug.Short for Aggressively Hardcore Pissed, when one gets so angry they are very aggressive, and have no remorse for thier actions, and having a very low temper to follow it.
by Chris July 8, 2006
Get the aggrocore pissed mug.A bastardization of "My Two Bits"
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."
by Chris July 22, 2006
Get the my two cents mug.A bastardization of "My Two Bits"
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'
Person 1: "...That is just my two cents"
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
Get the two cents mug."Put my two cents in" originates from the older "put my two bits in" and has its origin in the game of poker. When playing poker you have to make a small bet before the cards are dealt called an "ante" to begin play in that hand.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.
Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".
Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.
Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
This phrase draws an analogy to the poker ante (two bits) and gains your entry into the conversation.
Two bits means one quarter (currently the American twenty five cent piece). This comes from the older term "piece of eight".
Today we have coins minted in different denominations - nickel, dime, and quarter in the U.S. - but this was not always so. Gold and silver coins once served as currency, with the value of the coin equal to the value of the gold or silver contained in the coin. To obtain currency valued at less than a full gold coin, coins would be scored and split into pieces. This is how one would make change so to speak.
Coins could be split into halfs, quarters, and eighths. One eighth of a coin was called a "piece of eight" and also called a "bit". Two pieces of eight is equal to one quarter. Hence "two bits" is a quarter.
Person 1: "....That is just my two cents"
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid you are and your opinion should be disregarded."
by Chris July 22, 2006
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