38 definitions by Baller-Ass Nigga

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004
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Urinating for the first time during heavy drinking, thereby necessitating frequent subsequent urination. See breaking the seal. Origin: Swarthmore College, ca. 2000.
After six beers, I made love to the dead Frenchman and after that I couldn't stop pissing all night.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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Response to the inquiry "WWJD?"

"WWJD?" asks "what would Jesus do?" "JWRTFM" replies "Jesus would RTFM (read the fucking manual)."
A: RTFM, noob, you just got pwned by an 133t hax0r.
by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004
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A pattern of semen deposited on the body (especially a featureless, fairly flat part of the body, like the back or stomach) of a sex partner. Named because the drops of semen appear in a chain like the Hawaiian islands.
After I got done plowing your mother in the ass, I was ready to cum, so I pulled my dick out and gave her a map of Hawaii on her back.
by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
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An example of the disdain and contempt Snoop Dogg has for people who listen to his music. He doesn't even bother to write lyrics anymore. When he gets stuck, he throws out a "s-n-double-o-p d-o-double-g," then caps it off with a handful of "-izzles". And his brain-dead fans drink it up like the pathetic wiggers they are.

Admit it: no one has any idea what this means, not even Snoop. He just started cranking out "-izzle" words to fill space.
Snoop: I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Rest of the world: What the hell does that mean?
Snoop: No idea. Dizzle shizzle izzle, s to the n to the double O P, D to the o the the dizzouble G. Jizzle rizzle vizzle wizzle zizzle. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy another Bentley.
by Baller-Ass Nigga January 28, 2005
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The placement of two police automobiles in opposite directions such that the front driver's side windows of each automobie is adjacent to the other, thus facilitating conversation between the drivers.

From 50, slang for police + 69 the sexual position allowing mutual oral sex, in which two bodies lay in opposite directions.
Passenger: "Slow down, man, there are cops up ahead."
Driver: "Relax, they're not setting up a speed trap. They're just talking. See? They're in a 5069."
by Baller-Ass Nigga March 31, 2005
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