smarchy 

God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth.

Melanie named her horse "Smarchy" which means "God's favorite horse of all time ever to exist on Earth."

smarchy by D-Fly S September 4, 2018

Starchy 

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

Starchy by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017

Smarch

The thirteenth month of the year, characterized in North America by cold weather and snow.

For other unusual months, see Febtober.

Marge: voiceover: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer: shivering, looking at the calendar Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

Smarch by Baller-Ass Nigga November 2, 2004

Starchy 

Over-the-top uptight; rigid; overall lame ass.

Cory is a starchy ass bitch.

Starchy by MemeMasterC November 17, 2016

Smarch

The thirtheenth month of the year.

Lousy Smarch weather. "Don't touch Willy." Good advice.

Smarch by Chris May 13, 2005

Starchy 

Posessing the personality of a potato, refers to a boring person/ being boring.

Every time we go out with her Jessica makes us go home so she can study, she's so starchy.
Ugh, Daniel just stays at home watching reruns of " the first 48," so starchy

Starchy by Squidoodily June 1, 2016

Searchy 

Obsession with finding something
a certain type of mood

I dont wanna seem boy searchy.

Searchy by Candle Candacceee December 5, 2011