smmft

suck my mother fuckin toes

boy you swear i care!!! smmft i dare you

by abf;) November 19, 2018

Smftb

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

by Himothy1- May 9, 2022

smdftb

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

SMMFD

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

by Toby April 2, 2005

smmfh

More profane Netspeak variation of smh, meaning "shaking my motherfucking head". An expression of general disdain for an event or statement.

IM conversation:

Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...

by Blackbutterfly February 7, 2007

somftyc

Sit on my face till you cum

You should somftyc

by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019

SMMFH@U

shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.

Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...

SMMFH@U.

by I M A Dogg August 24, 2009