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Smftb
smdftb
"Suck My Dick From The Back"
1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"
smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017
SMMFD
smmfh
More profane Netspeak variation of smh, meaning "shaking my motherfucking head". An expression of general disdain for an event or statement.
IM conversation:
Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...
smmfh by Blackbutterfly February 7, 2007
somftyc
You should somftyc
SMMFH@U
Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...
SMMFH@U.
SMMFH@U.
SMMFH@U by I M A Dogg August 24, 2009
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