smmft 

suck my mother fuckin toes

boy you swear i care!!! smmft i dare you

smmft by abf;) November 19, 2018

Smftb 

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

Smftb by Himothy1- May 9, 2022

smdftb 

"Suck My Dick From The Back"

1. "Trumpito aka little hands, can smdftb!! - desus & mero (viceland)"
2. "Last night Melania came over and smdftb!"

smdftb by daturtle9181 March 6, 2017

SMMFD 

Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".

"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."

SMMFD by Toby April 2, 2005

smmfh 

More profane Netspeak variation of smh, meaning "shaking my motherfucking head". An expression of general disdain for an event or statement.

IM conversation:

Userguy1: So... do you shower every day?
Usergirl25: smmfh...
Userguy1: ...
Userguy1: ...what was that for?
Usergirl25: What kind of question was that? Of *course* I shower every day! Don't you?
Userguy1: ...

smmfh by Blackbutterfly February 7, 2007

somftyc

Sit on my face till you cum

You should somftyc

somftyc by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019

SMMFH@U 

shake (shaking) my mother fucking head at you.

Sooo dude, I didn't take that new job cuz I wanted to stay with my girlfriend and didn't wanna move... but she broke up with me cuz of it...

SMMFH@U.

SMMFH@U by I M A Dogg August 24, 2009