smaft

smaft (adjective)

smaft = (sad + mad + soft)

nctzen 1: i am so smaft right now

nctzen 2: why?

nctzen 1: because SM lied to us about the wayv comeback. I‘m still waiting.. for hours! that makes me sad and mad.

nctzen 2: why are you feeling soft though?

nctzen 1: because ray makes me so soft </3

by gayct June 10, 2020

smaft

really, really, really, really, really, really awesome! not teews! totally sweet! better than bad!

thats a smaft beard u got there. is it even real?

by bonham July 24, 2008

Nega-Smaft

Not to be confused with 'MegaSmaft' Nega-smaft is the opposite of 'Smaft'. Thus meaning; Lame, Loserish,Irrelevant, and most of all just NOT COOL. at all.

"Hey did you see alex today? He is so Nega-Smaft...So unlike Hannah, Shes one smaft chick."

by Smaftattack October 3, 2011

Sheppard-Shaft

When you graduate techschool at Sheppard AFB and are waiting for your orders, or assignment. Therefore you are now stuck doing details. Pushing a broom around from 0700 to 1600 in a hallway cleaning the same area consitantly. Hoping one day that your orders are ready for pick up.

Airman A "You here about Jones ? " Airman B "no what's going on?" Airman A "He's been stuck on details pushing a broom around the squadron until he's gets his orders. He's been waiting for over a month now." Airman B "That sucks." Airman A "Yea he got the Sheppard-Shaft.'

by Wouldjablowmie October 12, 2018

Shafter

Refers to a resin compound that is refined using shitty pipe or bong residues, combining the words Shatter and After, it's defined as Shafter also because you are basically shafting the rules of comprehension, science, possibility, by recycling often rinsed/lossed cannabis material that accumulates in smoking equipment. Shafter is cristallised and isolated through a simple process, to a resin that is still very, very potent and rich in cannabinoids.

I don't use glass cleaning liquid with my pipe, I take that dark shitty residue and flip it in Shafter

by Ascot1111 September 25, 2019

blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Chapel Shaft

1. The deprived erection of a holy man.

2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.

1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.

2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.

by VixenMask June 29, 2014