Smftb

Suck me from the back

Ay bro smftb u munchin my shit. If u wanna munch just smftb

by Himothy1- May 9, 2022

SMFDB

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK BITCH. you can also keep it lower case if you aren't truly angry. But this valuable term is best used as a conversation ender. kinda like. "You started this shit!" then you'd say, "Well I'm ending it BITCH! SMFDB!" over.

John- "You up baby? I swear it wasn't what it looked like,"
Jackie- "No. SMFDB!"

by queenbitch246 February 22, 2013

softbodied

usually refers to a female who is not skinny but is also not fat. It is considered a term of endearment and in no way an insult. It is the opposite of the 80s term "Hardbodied" which use to refer to women who worked out all the time and had very "hard" bodies.

someone who is "thick", "curvaceous", "chubby" or "softbodied"

by xxforeverxgoldxx March 25, 2009

softballer

A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.

girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.

by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011

suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

by Venix May 27, 2014

National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

softball booty

A large booty that developed from playing softball, usually found on taller athletic girls who keep their hair in pony tails and frequently wear yoga pants/shorts.

Me: "Check out the girl on first base."
Friend:"Ugh, not my type."
Me: "With a Softball booty like that?! You're crazy."

by tipshades June 9, 2018