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Definitions by Toby

when you are playing an online game especailly counter-strike and your FPS gets low.
I was about to head shot that fag when i got some mirey
mirey by toby May 13, 2005
Acronym that stands for "suck my motherfucking dick".
"You denied my request for a raise, and now you want me to come into work on my day off? SMMFD."
SMMFD by Toby April 2, 2005

tobosexual 

The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.
Last night me and my bloke got down to some new tobosexual action.
tobosexual by Toby November 10, 2004
A woman with all the right attributes, 'four' because of the main four: Face, ass, tits and legs.
1) That chick sure was a four'er.
2) holy shit, i just saw a four'er
four'er by Toby October 30, 2004

Vanilla Ice 

Vanilla Ice was the first famous white rapper with his first single 'Ice Ice Baby' being the biggest selling record ever, selling over 17 million copies.

Although the fame was short lived, the Ice man influenced many white rappers today, Ice was the first white man to have the balls to do what was mainly considered black only music.

He now is a heavy metal singer, but still does his rapping. On his latest album, bi-polar, the first half of the album is metal, the second being rap. Featuring ICP on one track.

Most people who defined the ice man dont know what they are talking about, saying he influenced wiggers is wrong because he was around while most of these people were still wearing nappies and probaly listened to him.
Vanilla Ice influenced many white rappers today, as most didn't have the balls to try black music.
Vanilla Ice by Toby September 30, 2004
to spit game with a girl on yo lap
man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!
rap a lap by Toby September 22, 2004

brown leaf on da concrete

man look at da brown leaf on da concrete!
brown leaf on da concrete by Toby September 22, 2004