Toby's definitions

Forbidden hair

see mullet

I've got forbidden hair yes i do
there given 'em to any one that means you
you can drive to europe and get one too
then you'll have forbidden hair like i do
{buy a vandals album}
{cause i cant}
{im poor}
{well not really}
{but i dont have money to spend on CDs}
{but you do}
{so buy a vandals album and make yourself happy}
{i recommend their Christmas album}
{wink}

by toby December 7, 2003

rap a lap

to spit game with a girl on yo lap

man keith rap a lap that bitch cause there was no chairs nigga!

by Toby September 22, 2004

dilt

1 cm cock

toby

by toby May 27, 2003

Hot Tawd

A Stallion

A hoss from LBI

Sheila: eh eh Tawwwd

Disco: Tawd - you are soooooooooo hawt

Sheila: That's Hot Tawd. He's so dreamy.

by Toby October 30, 2003

tank

adj. used in refferance to a chick's ass, communicating that the ass is both round and firm and though it may appear to be large, in porportion to the rest of her body it looks damn fine.

"That chick has a tank ass!"
"Which one?"
"That one there with two strange bulldogs pawing at one another in the back of her jeans."
"Oh!... That's a tank ass..."

by toby January 3, 2004

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by toby March 30, 2004

Ped

a townies means of transport

hairdryer on wheels

by Toby May 28, 2003