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Man, my balls are a bit smufty.
smuft by Rika225 July 13, 2017
Words you can keep
The stink of a guy's sweaty and unshowered (weeks or months) scrotum.
Man, my balls are a bit smufty.
smuft by Rika225 July 13, 2017
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larry smut

It's literally just sex between Louis and Harry from One Direction.
Larry shipper: Today i'm gonna read some larry smut. It's great.
larry smut by LovesickMe2133 June 27, 2015
s: sexual
m: maturity
u: under
t: text
"wait, you read smut too?"

"yes of course, it satisfies my needs."
smut by famousassbutt December 28, 2017
Written sex, like in fanfictions
Smut by brendonuriestan June 11, 2018
Erotic writing that contains explicit, sexual content.

Something that renders you wanting to pour bleach into your eyes after reading, yet possesses an irresistible allure that makes you eventually give in and read it again
May: Smut is absolutely abhorrent. I swear I would never read it again.
May a week later, feeling horny: maybe...just...once.....
Smut by IMakeStupidDefinitions August 22, 2020

Soukoku smut 

Smut between Chuuya and Dazai, soukoku
Dazai looks down at the small red head, bound in ropes. His dick spilling with precum as he squirmed around on the bed. Osamu chuckles to himself as he slowly undressed himself infront of Chuuya.
“Maybe don’t be naughty next time chuuya~ or I wouldn’t have to do this~”
Chuuya whines.
“T-touch me dammit~!”
Chuuya yelps out as 2 fingers are pressed inside of him. Eyes rolling back, bucking his hips onto the taller males fingers, god it felt too good.

“Oooh~ hmgh~ f-fuck I want your dick more~”
“Beg” Dazai smirks at the ginger, and he sighs, “fine. P-please daddy~ please fuck me please~! I need your big fucking dick in me, I need it~! I’ll be your cumslut!~”
Osamu takes out both of his fingers and slowly presses his dick inside of Chuuya.

Chuuya gasps and lets out a little scream as dazais big cock enters his tight hole.

“Too b..big~!”

“You’ll be alright~“
Osamu begins pounding relentlessly into the small male, making the bed shake. Chuuya, moaning and screaming out, threw his head back and let dazai take over his mind and body.
Dazai holds onto his neck and began to push deeper into him, hitting his pr*state over and over again. It was too much for Chuuya to handle.
“Cumming~!!! O-oh fuck daddy t-t-there~!!! Please A-ahhh~!!!”
With that, the ginger spews his seed all over both of their stomachs, gasping for air. Dazai cums right after him, making sure his cock was deep inside. Dazai slowly pulls out, enjoying what’s left of Chuuya. Soukoku smut
Soukoku smut by ×El×And×mike× November 23, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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